When the pipe bursts at 2am, you get the call. Not the other guy.
Emergency triage, after-hours dispatch, and reactivation systems built for plumbing shops that want every panic call routed straight to a truck.
What's flooding your margin.
Emergency calls roll to voicemail. Customers call the next number on Google.
Quote-only jobs sit in a notebook and never get followed up.
Old customers call competitors because you never reminded them you exist.
Techs don't ask for reviews. Lead acquisition cost keeps climbing.
From audit to handover.
- 01
Audit
We pressure-test your phone tree, dispatch, and follow-up. Every leak gets a dollar amount.
- 02
Build
AI receptionist, on-call rotation logic, and reactivation flows installed into your CRM.
- 03
Handover
Trained, documented, owned. No monthly fee.
The Plumbing stack.
Why I Know Where Your Leaks Are
Emergency triage, after-hours dispatch, and customer reactivation — these are operational systems problems. Every one of them follows the same pattern I diagnosed at Uber: a trigger happens (pipe bursts), the system fails to route it correctly (voicemail), and revenue walks out the door. I don't have a plumbing shop case study yet. That's the honest answer. But I know exactly how to build these triggers because I've built them at 100x the volume. I'm looking for three plumbing companies in Northern Illinois for my first case studies. You get the full audit + build + handover at beta pricing. I get the documented result to publish.
Revenue Leak Audit + Full Implementation
$497 all-in. Normally $1,494.
- AUDITFull workflow audit, leaks quantified in dollars. 48-hour report.
- BUILDComplete automation build installed in your existing stack. 7 days.
- HANDOVERDocs, access, training. You own everything outright.
- EXCHANGEBefore/after case study I can publish. One testimonial.